Mmm…  We all know why we’re here, why we buy these books whose words we couldn’t say in the real world without blushing a thousand different shades of red.

The big one.

The big O.

The great big holy-shit-I’m-dying-but-I-hope-I’m-not-please-sir-may-I-have-another Orgasm.

Whew.  Let’s do that again.  But wait, are we in one handed reading land or back in the real world?  Well, damn.  Looks like we’re in the real world and we’re either waiting for the man to recover or reaching for our own B.O.B.*  Dang.

This brings up a good question though… *snerk*

Can real people even do that?  I’m talking about the rode hard, put away wet wild monkey sex we authors write about.  Where orgasms come and come and cum some more.  The men recover while still buried deep within our pussy and pregnancy only happens when it’s essential to the plot.  Oh!  And STD’s, mustn’t forget those since they don’t exist in one handed reading land either.

So, hypothetically speaking, of course, is the big O as good for you as it is in our books?

Ce

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Welcome to our little corner of the world!  Rated M Authors is the place for immature readers!  We’re just getting this show on the road, so sit back, relax and enjoy the read…

Celia

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